Uncle Vernon
Uncle Vernon
Independent as a hog on ice
He's a big shot down there
At the slaughterhouse
He plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
Uncle Biltmore and Uncle William
Made a million during World War II
But they're tightwads
And they're cheap-skates
And they'll never give a dime to you
Auntie Mame has gone Insane
She lives in the doorway of an old hotel
And the radio's playing opera
All she ever says is go to Hell
Uncle Violet was pilot
He said there ain't no pretty girls in France
Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint
They say he never keeps it in his pants
Uncle Bill will never leave a will
And the tumor is as big as an egg
He has a mistress she's a Puerto Rican
And I heard she has a wooden leg.
Uncle Phil can't live without his pills
He has emphysema and he's almost blind
And we must find out where the money is
Get it now before he loses his mind
Uncle Vernon
Independent as a hog on ice
He's a big shot down there
At the slaughterhouse
He plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
Uncle Biltmore and Uncle William
Made a million during World War II
But they're tightwads
And they're cheap-skates
And they'll never give a dime to you
Auntie Mame has gone Insane
She lives in the doorway of an old hotel
And the radio's playing opera
All she ever says is go to Hell
Uncle Violet was pilot
He said there ain't no pretty girls in France
Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint
They say he never keeps it in his pants
Uncle Bill will never leave a will
And the tumor is as big as an egg
He has a mistress she's a Puerto Rican
And I heard she has a wooden leg.
Uncle Phil can't live without his pills
He has emphysema and he's almost blind
And we must find out where the money is
Get it now before he loses his mind
| Character | Look | Actions | Attitude | Ideas |
| Uncle Vernon | -has accordion -fat? -tall | -bragger (he's a big shot) -plays accordion | -independent -looks down on people | -could be a bouncer? |
| Mr. Weiss | -weiss=white → white suit | -Uncle Vernon's employer | -evil -unknown | -the (Mafia?) boss -last enemy in the game |
| Uncle Biltmore | -expensive clothes -ugly | -will never give you a dime | -Tightwad -cheap-skate | B and W have to be a pair of bosses. Maybe they own the hotel |
| Uncle William | | -will never give you a dime | -Tightwad -cheap-skate | |
| Auntie Mame | -creepy old lady -unwashed, dirty and spiky hair | -says go to hell | -insane | -guardian of the (hell) hotel |
| Uncle Violet | -WW2 pilot outfit | -runs bookie joint | -smart (he's a pilot) -pervert | -takes care of the bookie joint for mr weiss |
| Uncle Bill | -big tumor | -will never leave a will | -soon to die -doesn't care about anything | -might give away information because he has nothing to loose |
| Mistress | -pretty -puerto rican -BUT wooden leg (used as a weapon?) | | -confident -threatening -think strong willed latina woman -femme fatale | -Uncle Bills bodyguard |
| Uncle Phil | -looks sick (pale,..) -coughing -but still smoking cigarettes -carries pills -blind | -needs pills | -drug addict -has emphysema | |
Locations:
-Slaughterhouse
-B&W Old Hotel
-Bookie Joint
-Puerto Rican themed residence?
-Uncle Phil's house
-Mr. Weiss skyscraper?
Storyline/Gameplay ideas:
Team of thieves? That got played and lost all their money. Get a deadline from the people they owe money. Try to rob a mafia clan.
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